I am not sure who this man is, but he looks eerily similar to myself. I, too, have fabulous wrists.
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I take my writing very seriously. A lot of people don’t realize that writing isn’t just putting words on a page - no, sir! It’s about looking the part. That’s why I always write on a typewriter while holding a pipe. No self-respecting writer should ever be without a pipe.
Sometimes when people criticize me (they do it so often because my perfection troubles them), they say I have small eyes, like a crab. Perhaps the solution is to put larger eyes all over my wardrobe?
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Cords done right via rashoncarraway.com …
Though I’m a but suspicious of the number of bright accent colors, these corduroy blazers are certainly worth looking at.

I would have caught it at a hundred, but I was in a jazz trance. It happens sometimes.
I’m going to go rub my success in Vince’s face, then listen to some celebratory jazz. Maybe write some poetry, watch a documentary on swans. You never know with me, I’m a complex man.
TPP:
Herringbone Latin professor tweed blazer
These classy buttons add a bit of flair to a classic tweed jacket.
Well, fellow adventurer, you’ve come to the right place. Having done some wildlife photography in my time, I can certainly recommend:

Zips down to trunks if you want to go swimming!
“I don’t accessorise, I’m Howard Moon. There’s a simple truth to me. I don’t have to adorn myself in trinkets.”
—Howard Moon
The wise words of me, Howard Moon.
Dear Cassabian,
Survival elbow patches, while bulletproof, may not prevent from polar bear attacks. They will, however, keep the elbows from wearing out of your mink coat. If you are worried about polar bear attacks, try bringing along a futuristic prostitute dressed as a coke can. Polar bears are rather fond of them, goodness knows why.